Things Are Looking Grimm

shadowstep-of-bast:

overlypolitebisexual:

irrevocablybee:

What society has come to

UGH I HATE BEING ABLE TO FIND ANY INFORMATION I NEED ONLINE UGHHH TECHNOLOGY IS BAD BURN THE INTERNET LET US GO BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME BEFORE ELECTRICITY WHEN WE COULD ALL DIE EVERY TIME WE GOT A COLD


ive been waiting to use this picture

growlithes:

Squidward kept this shit real

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intensional:

intensional:

My sisters Instagram description makes me nauseous

PEOPLE WERE ASKING FOR HER AUTOGRAPH SO SHE LITERALLY POSTED A PICTURE OF HER AUTOGRAPH
wiggleman99:

babefield:

why did they choose this pic of him looking back

you know why

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

image

i was thinking something in retail

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dethbysquirl:

weresquirrel:

transiences:andywooo:animeasuka:wafflesforstephanie:yosb:





welcome to harvard: linguistics 101

Is this reality?

Abso-fucking-lutely.

yo the word fucking is actually really interesting because it’s one of american english’s only infixes

YES THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY COOL MY AP ENGLISH TEACHER WENT ON A 5-MINUTE RANT ABOUT “FUCK” AND HOW IT’S THE ONLY WORD YOU CAN INSERT INTO OTHER WORDS 
I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THE WORD “FUCK” OKAY

This is actually really cool because technically “fuck” can’t even be an infix, as it’s a meaningful free morpheme and those can’t be used as grammatical morphemes (also in English infixes only exist in fossilized form) but the use of “fuck” for inflectional word formation is actually fascinating
As I see it, the more and more frequent use of a word as a suffix implies that it’s undergoing semantic bleaching
Soon, possibly not during our generation’s or our children’s or grandchildren’s lifespan, the word “fuck” may eventually lose its meaning and become a grammatical intensifying suffix or possibly the only actual inflix in the English language
and if you don’t think that’s at least kinda cool then I feel sorry for you son because linguistics is an amazing field of study and gdi I love the English language

Reblogging again for the commentary from the wonderful weresquirrel

janienme said: Hoi Daniel! I am feeling very down at the moment! Please cheer me up! Janien

amanwomenlove:

Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus?

A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blowjob!

Q: Why did God give men penises?

A: So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q: What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates?

A: A tearjerker.

Q: Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle? 

A: She realized she gave her last blowjob. 

Q: What’s the best thing about a blow job?

A: The ten minutes of silence!

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from your grandmother have in common?

A: You don’t look down

Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance?

A: Women don’t get blowjobs while they’re driving.

Q: What’s the difference between pink and purple?

A: The grip!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who broke her nose on a steering wheel?

A: She was trying to blow the horn.

Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blow job?

A: You just KNOW she’ll swallow!

Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex?

A: Oral sex makes your day and anal sex makes your whole weak.

Q: What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

A: Spit, swallow, and gargle,

Q: What’s better than a rose on your piano?

A: Tulips on your organ.

Q: How do you know if your boyfriend has a high sperm count?

A: You have to chew before you swallow!

Q: Whats the differance between a roast beef sandwich and a blow job?

A: You don’t know? soooo…you wanna do lunch tomorrow?

Q: How can you tell when you’ve had a really good blowjob?

A: You have to pull the sheets out of your ass.

Q: What’s the definition of trust?

A: Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

Q: What does 69 equal?

A: A couple of mouths full. 

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thegivermemory:

Color is all around us. We just have to look for it. The Giver, in theaters August 15th.
fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

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spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

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