someone give me a job
i was thinking something in retail
janienme said: Hoi Daniel! I am feeling very down at the moment! Please cheer me up! Janien
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blowjob!
Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q: What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates?
A: A tearjerker.
Q: Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Q: What’s the best thing about a blow job?
A: The ten minutes of silence!
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from your grandmother have in common?
A: You don’t look down
Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A: Women don’t get blowjobs while they’re driving.
Q: What’s the difference between pink and purple?
A: The grip!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who broke her nose on a steering wheel?
A: She was trying to blow the horn.
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blow job?
A: You just KNOW she’ll swallow!
Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day and anal sex makes your whole weak.
Q: What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle,
Q: What’s better than a rose on your piano?
A: Tulips on your organ.
Q: How do you know if your boyfriend has a high sperm count?
A: You have to chew before you swallow!
Q: Whats the differance between a roast beef sandwich and a blow job?
A: You don’t know? soooo…you wanna do lunch tomorrow?
Q: How can you tell when you’ve had a really good blowjob?
A: You have to pull the sheets out of your ass.
Q: What’s the definition of trust?
A: Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
Q: What does 69 equal?
A: A couple of mouths full.
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao